WSB
Unreasonable by designEST. OUTSIDE THE SIMULATION © WSB
EXPERIMENT 001THE MACHINE

Serious
about
nothing.

Pioneering the next dimension of
high-frequency whatever.

Zero utility. Infinite possibility.

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THE IRRATIONAL ENGINEWSB—0001 / STABILITY UNKNOWN
⌁NON-LINEAR
VIBE PROPULSION
Drag to rotate the sculpture. Use the controls to change its appearance.
Drag to destabilize
WSB's resident optimist, wearing diamond sunglasses
In absolutely no one we trust.THE RESIDENT OPTIMIST
Scroll to alter reality↓
CONGRATULATIONS.You achieved
absolutely nothing.And you looked incredible doing it.
WSB / FIELD GUIDE

Highly advanced.
Deeply unnecessary.

Welcome to an experiment in doing the most with absolutely nothing.

Alter reality
Scroll or select an experiment below. Same universe, increasingly questionable physics.
Touch the expensive thing
Drag the sculpture. Use arrow keys when focused. Space gives it a pulse.
Make it worse
Adjust entropy, velocity, and frequency. Every knob actually does something.
Diamond hands
Start the 20-second hunt. Click the floating diamonds. With the sculpture focused, Space collects the nearest one.
The great beyond
Hold the big button. Contemplate the outcome. Repeat as necessary.
Sound is optional. Meaning is unavailable.ESC TO RETURN